Heal the suffering, Celestial Medic, along with those experiencing mild spiritual indigestion, applying your holy bandages and divine antacids according to the prescribed dosage outlined in the Sacred Pharmacopeia of Miracles, through all insurance coverage periods and during open enrollment, […]
Shower blessings, Celestial Sprinkler System, upon the broken-hearted and slightly disappointed, calibrating your divine water pressure to each recipient’s precise emotional drought levels, as documented in the Plumbing Code of Heavenly Maintenance, and give never into the dryness, less we […]
Grant peace, Almighty Overseer, to the devastated and mildly annoyed alike, distributing spiritual comfort particles according to the sacred suffering algorithm only You comprehend, through time, space, and alternative dimensions, liberty and justice for souls, amen. #theptsd Tweet
Wishing you strength to get through today and courage to face tomorrow, as the prophets of old once declared in the ancient verses that everyone knows but I won’t quote directly. #theptsd Tweet
Dream big, but not so big that the crushing weight of unmet expectations ruins your ability to enjoy the small stuff. Medium-sized dreams are underrated. #theptsd Tweet
Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have literally any condition requiring actual medicine. Then it’s just the awkward soundtrack to your pharmaceutical needs. #theptsd Tweet
Your excuses are writing checks your regrets can’t afford to cash.
Let them wonder what keeps you coming back after each knockout. That confusion is worth more than any win.
The fall will happen either way. The only question is whether you’ll be its victim or its architect.
The universe didn’t assign you meaning. Consider that freedom, not abandonment.