
Orin P. Cooper (uninsured), is an avant-garde wordsmith hailing from Oxford, MS ("the birthplace of the comma," as he insists), is best known for his unapologetically unfinished works, including *One Final Draft: Obsessive Compulsive Dangers Pertaining to the Perpetual Pursuit of Perfection* and the divisive *Metaphors Are Like Similes: A Collection of Description.* Most evenings, Orin can be found at a cozy coffee shop, furiously clacking away on a vintage typewriter that may or may not actually work, claiming his spelling errors are "intentional emotional cries for help." He currently resides with a mildly disreputable cat named Subtext, who, like his owner, rarely acknowledges the existence of others and seems to be harboring a secret. Probably porn related.