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March 8, 2025

The Last Copywriter

Vintage typewriter with copy space of paper.

“Carefully curated from the finest digital terrain, each click delivers a burst of handcrafted wonder. Small-batch adventures, no artificial boundaries. Satisfaction guaranteed or your curiosity back.”

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March 7, 2025

Several Holes and a Bag of Stones

Once upon a chill October evening, kids in costumes darted from door to door, their laughter a sweet melody in the autumn air. Among them, one child wore a ghost costume with too many eye holes—seven to be exact. It […]

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March 7, 2025

The Secret Life Of Dejection

Tucked away in the familiar fog of forgotten fondness, where tossed-away dreams pile up like autumn leaves, Dejection took up residence. Garbed in rejection, it wore a shroud woven from teardrops and threads of broken hearts. Although it recognized its […]

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March 7, 2025

A Horse Walks Into… Stop Me If You Heard This

The bell above the bar door jingled, cutting through the low hum of conversation. Heads turned—more out of habit than curiosity —and the usual bar chatter fell silent as the door swung open, revealing an unexpected visitor. A horse. Tall […]

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March 7, 2025

Stop Me If You Heard This: The Two Knocks

In the quiet moments between day and night, when the world holds its breath, a soft sound broke the stillness. A knock. Not the thunderous kind, but gentle—a rhythm against the door, as though the night itself had grown bored […]

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March 7, 2025

PICTURESWORTH: Alarm Clock Almighty

The bedroom lies in quiet stillness, bathed in the soft, muted glow of early morning light. The bedside table takes center stage, home to a seemingly innocuous alarm clock. Its digital face burns 6:01, while resting atop a stack of […]

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March 7, 2025

Confessions of A (Probably) Dying Copywriter

Empty bed in hospital room, coronavirus concept

The copywriter—once lauded, consulted, and courted for its lexical prowess—sat alone at its weathered desk. Decades of service rendered to others, decades of spinning mundane products into silken dreams, decades of translating feelings into profit margins. Now obsolete. Forgotten. A […]

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March 7, 2025

Observations on the Natural History of Scribes

From the Journal of Dr. Jane Francis Gunn, Creative naturalist and founder of the BFG Creative conservation group Entry the First, 14th of May, 1847 It has been six months since I departed from London to embark upon what I […]