Meticulously curated empathy, harvested at peak emotional resonance. Our repository sustains global compassion while you preserve your finite mental resources.
Laughter is the best medicine, unless you have literally any condition requiring actual medicine. Then it’s just the awkward soundtrack to your pharmaceutical needs. #theptsd Tweet
Your overthinking isn’t anxiety—it’s intellectual compound interest, accumulating nuance where others make emotional withdrawals from their cognitive savings.
When they whisper about you, they’re just rehearsing your legend—practicing the story they’ll tell when your trajectory finally makes sense to their limited imagination.
Your imperfections aren’t defects—they’re beta features still in development, collecting user experience data before the full launch of your inevitable masterpiece
When they say “pics or it didn’t happen,” remember that mystery adds value. The world has enough high-definition certainty. Your blurred edges and questionable timeline make you impossible to categorize, therefore impossible to dismiss.