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March 15, 2025

Prayeradox: The Right To Bear Arms

Choose your own theological adventure. Click the triangle beside the stance that speaks to your soul—or, if you’re feeling brave, the one that challenges it. No need to click them all (unless you are willing to open with an open […]

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March 12, 2025

“The Monkey” Reviews: An Arguable Critical Response

G. Allen Johnson has become something of a specialist in reviewing films he doesn’t particularly love. His critical lens frequently zooms in on what’s missing rather than what’s present—a tendency that continues in his assessment of Osgood Perkins’ adaptation of “The Monkey.”

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March 12, 2025

It’s Not You, Chicken & The Egg, It’s Me

I must address you first, you fragile marvel of the universe, because you deserve far better than what I’ve given you. I’ve plucked you from nests, bought you from co-ops, and judged you in cartons, only to subject you to […]

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March 10, 2025

The Commendation of the Starving Artist

The holy trinity of creative survival: boundary-setting, invoice-sending, and remembering that perfectionism is just procrastination wearing a tuxedo.

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March 3, 2025

Heal the suffering

Heal the suffering, Celestial Medic, along with those experiencing mild spiritual indigestion, applying your holy bandages and divine antacids according to the prescribed dosage outlined in the Sacred Pharmacopeia of Miracles, through all insurance coverage periods and during open enrollment, […]

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March 3, 2025

Shower Blessings

Shower blessings, Celestial Sprinkler System, upon the broken-hearted and slightly disappointed, calibrating your divine water pressure to each recipient’s precise emotional drought levels, as documented in the Plumbing Code of Heavenly Maintenance, and give never into the dryness, less we […]

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March 3, 2025

Grant peace, Almighty

Grant peace, Almighty Overseer, to the devastated and mildly annoyed alike, distributing spiritual comfort particles according to the sacred suffering algorithm only You comprehend, through time, space, and alternative dimensions, liberty and justice for souls, amen. #theptsd Tweet

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March 3, 2025

Wishing You Strength

Wishing you strength to get through today and courage to face tomorrow, as the prophets of old once declared in the ancient verses that everyone knows but I won’t quote directly. #theptsd Tweet

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March 3, 2025

Slow & Steady

Slow and steady wins the race, unless you’re in a race where speed is required. #theptsd Tweet

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March 3, 2025

Dream Big

Dream big, but not so big that the crushing weight of unmet expectations ruins your ability to enjoy the small stuff. Medium-sized dreams are underrated. #theptsd Tweet